In The Bathroom Is Where I Want You

Nightmare Of You
"Nightmare Of you"
With your great thumb in the air
I hope you don't mind me asking
But what happened to your underwear?
And does your humble husband know?
Of 'ee hitchin' seedy path
With car-operating sexual deviants!
But Julian would never understand
And doesn't he know?
Just because he's a painter and he loves you
It doesn't mean that he has got a clue...
...About my Thumbelina
I've never seen a pair of digits quite like yours before
And I have traveled shore to shore in such arduous pallor
Your almost perfect body's got me quivering in a ball
To that brash cowgirl with her hands petting your crotch
And humping you in towering grass
Naked and gender-bending
What makes you think the two of you will last?




